Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Kevin's Top 10 Cult Films


Hello, My name is Kevin Siter, I’m a writer/actor working on getting all my ideas in movies and tv shows. You can check out what I’m currently working on, A show called Fighter’s High which is a martial arts comedy at http://www.youtube.com/FightersHigh.


I’ll get to what Fighter’s High is about in a article somewhere down the road but for now let’s get down to business.I’m a movie geek of the highest order. I live for good cinema and here is a fun list of some of my favorite cult films.I tried to stay away from the usual stuff and went with some stuff you may not have heard of, which is good because if you’re like me you always want to learn about new films!


10. Django - This a classic spaghetti western directed by Sergio Corbucci and starring Frank Nero as Django.Django is a mysterious gunslinger dragging a coffin which conceals a Gatling gun into a town with two warring factions, The KKK and a gang of Mexican bandits each trying to persuade him to work for there side in finding gold.


Known for it’s over the top violence and brooding anti hero main character, it’s been said that this film influenced Clint Eastwood before he did his Man with No Name series with Sergio Leone.My favorite director, Takashi Miike just remade this movie last year as Sukiyaki Western Django which is another great cult film as well.


This film influenced anime like Cowboy Bebop and Gungrave. Quentin Tarantino drew influence from this film for Reservoir Dogsin Micheal Madsen’s classic scene in that movie.


9. A L’Interieur - This one of the best, if not the best, horror movie I’ve seen in a long time.A pregnant woman is involved is a very grizzly accident which changes her life and sets the tone for this very intense movie. I love horror movies from Europe because their grasp of atmosphere is always incredible.


The gore is some of the best I’ve ever seen and the cat and mousegame played between the main character and the villain is so tense andjust off the chart crazy. I give the top recommendation I can give: This is a groundbreaking horror film that I know a lot of people won’t able to handle for its “I don’t give a damn” attitude.But that’s why I loved it.

Instant Classic!


8. 13 Game of Death - Combine elements of Saw, Falling Down, and Fight Club and you have this amazing Thai film called 13 Game of Death.


A down on his luck office worker named Chit gets the chance to be in this wild game for 100 million dollars doing 13 tasks.Each one more intense and wild then the last. This movie is a great conversation piece. What would you do in Chit’s place? Would you go through everything he does for the money?


Excellent Film. The Thai movie industry continues to make awesome cinema!!!!


7. Ichi The Killer- This film changed how I look at modern film. This is Takashi Miike’s masterpiece and opened my eyes to him as a director. Tadanobu Asano steals the show as Kakihara.


The thing I worship about Miike as a director is that he makes each film like it is his last chance at making a film…So he goes all out and makes a multi-layered event in each film he makes.
This movie has so many elements: Yakuza power struggles, complicated relationships between every character involved, and fetish upon fetish upon fetish.


This movie screams cult cinema at it’s finest!


6. Wild Zero - ACE! Lock n ROLL! Oh man, This is why the Japanese are the best at making cool movies.
Guns, Zombies, UFOs, Trannys, Katana Guitars, And of course the mighty band Guitar Wolf rocking out!This movie teaches us two important life lessons: Killing zombies is a fine art and Love has no borders, nationalities or genders! This movie also has the greatest drinking games known to man!


Every time any member of Guitar Wolf combs there hair you do a shot! And Let me tell you, These guys stay combing there hair!!!!


5. The Beyond- This a excellent Italian horror movie from the master, Lucio Fulci. The Seven Doors Hotel is the scene of a murder as a mob kills a man who they believe is a warlock.


This sets in motion one of the seven gates of hell opening which lets the dead enter the world of the living. Fast forward to modern times as a young women inherits the hotel and plans to reopen it. But this brings the gates of hell open once again.


This film has a very surreal and dream like quality to it, and the iconic imagery and violence is like nothing ever put to film.


4. The Human Tornado - This is one of the funniest films of all time in my opinion; brought to us by the late great Rudy Ray Moore.

This serves as a sequel to Dolemite, but if you haven’t seen Dolemite it doesn’tmatter because this movie stands on it’s own with it’s wild characters and crazy sense of humor.


3. Lady Snowblood- This revenge story stars Meiko Kaji as an assassin seeking vengeance against some bandits who raped and murdered her family. This is based off a manga by Kazuo Koike who also made Lone Wolf and Cub!


Quentin Tarantino said in a interview that this movie is what inspired him to make Kill Bill. Watching this movie, that is very easy to see.


2. The Machine Girl - This is my kind of movie. The Machine Girl is about Ami, a Japanese schoolgirl whose life is changed forever when her brother is killed by the insane sonof a power hungry Yakuza clan.


Ami tries to take things into her own hands and seek revenge on them but gets her arm sliced off in her first attempt at getting vengeance for her brother.


So in a move that would only come out of Japanese cinema, she replaces her missing arm with a Gatling gun! Great action scenes, over the top acting, and enough blood is spilled to fill a river!!


1. Old Boy- Director Park Chan-wook brings us the story of Oh Dae-su , a man locked inside a room for 15 years without knowing the reason why. When he does get out, his life doesn’t get any easier He is trapped in a web of secrets and deceit. He seeks revenge on the people who have done this to him and along the way falls in love with a woman he meets a a sushi bar upon his release.


The scene in the sushi bar is famous because Choi Min Sik whoplays Oh Dae-su eats a live squid! This film has a very original fighting scene, done in one continuous take!


It is really something you’ll never forget after seeing it. The twists and turns of the plot are some of the bravest ever in film history and it will be a movie I’m sure you’ll never forget.


That’s it for now, I had fun writing this list and I’ll check back every once in awhile with whatever is grabbing my interest in movies, music and video games.


Thanks for reading!


--Kevin Siter (Honorary Super Dude!!)

Monday, December 15, 2008

Weekly Trailer Talk (Sounds Better Than "Teaser Talk")



Okay, Super Dudes...it appears to be that time again. That time is, of course: Monday-Time.


And "Monday-Time", of course, means it's time to talk about the most exciting movie or game trailers I've seen lately.
Unfortunately, I have very little to say this week.

When we treat ourselves to Movie and Game trailers, we tend to only be massively disappointed by the actual movie/game that we pay $10 to see.
I think, at the moment, there are a handful of films that I am actually looking forward to. And when I say this, I mean that I actually will consider paying money to see them!


I may be forgetting some, but the ones that stand out (and are coming out in the near future) are:


The mention of STAR TREK may be pushing it. I believe that's still a few months away.


Anyways...the three trailers of the day were going to be:


Wolverine looks like it may be the best movie to bear the X-MEN label. It has a great cast, and characters (like Gambit) that I've been dying to see.


God of War III is intriguing. I've never actually played a God of War game but I sortof know what to expect. It looks overwhelmingly beautiful, stylized and (most importantly) FUN.


Brutal Legend, is tough to describe. On one hand, it looks like it could be an absolutely terrible game. On the other hand, the character, animation, and Jack Black combination could actually make it fun. I guess we'll have to see. The trailer only premiered at the Video Game Awards.
The REASON I said that those were "going to be" my picks is because I'm doing something a little different tonight.
I was much more impacted by another trailer I saw...
...a trailer for (what could potentially be...the worst movie ever made).
I'm speaking, of course, about FIRED UP!...
Starring two actors who are eerily familiar, but not good enough to hold up their own movie...this high school comedy makes no fucking sense to the point that it actually made me angry to watch.

The synopsis attempts to make it sound like it's a story that hasn't ever been done before, when in reality, it's a story that's been done (literally) to death. And when I say "done"--I mean "FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKED."
The premise is: Two college football players, who may be jerks, but they're really (deep down) the sensative type. Decide to go to a Cheerleading Camp and pretend to be Cheerleaders so they can (maybe?) get laid.

Now...from the trailer, you can deduce that there is the "One Obligatory Snippy Girl Who Knows What Their Plans Are From The Start."

And the main character is in love with her (of all people), because...why not??
You go to a camp full of 300 girls and you pick the one girl that you have no chance with.
Oh, but I'm sure he has a chance.

In fact, I would bet any conceivable amount of money that they wind up together in the end.
Nothing about this movie looks appealing. Sometimes you see a trailer and you say to yourself: "That looks fucking awful."

...but there's usually something about it that makes you consider that SOMEONE is going to see this movie...this movie is SOMEBODY'S type of film.
FIRED UP! doesn't seem to be anyone's type.
(and I actually sat through The Love Guru)

The only reason that I'm not actively boycotting the cunts off of Sony Pictures is because I am in the Nuggnut Hall of Fame now, and I need to keep up appearances, behaving accordingly...

And while I'm on the subject, Universal, stop making fucking American Pie movies!

-alexG.